I think my brain is weird. =/
Dream #1- I am moving to a new apartment because I got into some huge fight with one of my previous roommates. I think it was Melony in this case XD. So I go to view an apartment. And robin Williams lives there. In fact, he gives me the tour. There is a huge dark humming room.... turns out this is where most of the 'family' sleep. It is full of electronics. Then he giggles and takes me to a door. it opens into a cold stone hallway. To my right is a refrigerator I am informed is now defunct. and to my left is a door-less doorway. He informs me that it used to be a direct route to a liquor store owned by the family, but it got demolished. He frowns sadly and takes me outside.
Two little boys are running wildly... a helicopter is chasing them. The helicopter people try to grab the boys via some weird rope thing, but they wiggle free. Whatever the boys stole is retrieved however. Robin Williams and I pop onto the rope thing and scurry up to inquire. Turns out the boys stole... pumpkin ice cream. The helicopter is full of ice cream. Unbeknownst to the helicopter people, I steal a bag of pumpkin ice cream and stash it in the defunct refrigerator.
We go to meet the head of the family. He is a slender blond man dressed in business casual wear. He tells me I may, if I wish, live here for a trial period. I must complete this trial period in order to continue living here. I must be approved by the family. He then tells me to come back to see him at the end of my tour and inform him of my decision. He reminds Robin Williams to finish showing me things, including the white room, and what my bedroom would be.
I am shown a pure white room with five black sculptures [mostly of reclining ladies] . Robin Williams presses a button and the statues flip over.... they are tanning beds. O_o So he pops in one, clothes still on, a bright light flashes twice and he emerges tanner. He shows me the tan line difference near his shirt sleeve. We leave and he takes me down a hall. One of the doors in the hallway swings open, revealing another, much shorter hallway. In it rests a very long deflated air mattress.... I am told that this would be my room for the trial period [after which i may move to the electronics room, if i wish]. FIN.
Dream #2- I am in the Nazi army. I am a spy. I enlisted as infantry, yet when this begins I find myself flying a helicopter. I'm at a german paper plant... which is mostly scaffolding and looots of paper and such. The headset tells me I have to grab and drop some blocks of paper. They ask me to do it one last time. I accept as a normal helicopter pilot would; they are paid based on each mission completed while flying. This is to be my last run. Time for sabotage.
Instead of completing the drop as scheduled I drop the heavy blocks on machinery, basically just doing as much damage as I can. Nazi helicopters come flying after me, shooting at me, and lol doing more damage to the plant. I quickly land somewhere and change into my infantry uniform. I jog out to join my unit in our hunt for the rebel helicopter pilot xD. A fellow soldier asks me if I have recovered. I had told them I'd be in my bunk because of a migraine coupled with 'womanly troubles'. I do not know why this was an acceptable excuse. The paper plant is pretty much in ruins: smoking, fiery, awesome ruins. FIN.
Dream #3- The government has replaced every unique person with the same standard model for male and female. THe female is a classic average looking business-minded brunette. The male is a similar brunette counterpart. I am small and asian and very much a ditz. Oh and my name is Sheyri or something stupidly similar. I don't notice that everyone is the same.
Although I do miss two of my friends, a black haired beauty and a dude with auburn hair. I live my life happily until I notice one of the businessmen types goes to the shore each night without fail, and the his expressionless face almost loses it and I see the hint of a sad smile. So one night I notice he doesn't show up and I wander down there. There are things moving in the sea. They come closer. Mermaids. They speak to me and I notice they look exactly like my old friends...
They saw the government begin eliminating and changing everyone into a standard so they slipped away into the sea. Something in the sea caused their bodies to change and adapt to their new watery environment. Crying over how happy I was to see them, I splashed into the sea to hug them. I wanted to become a mermaid too. But I had to join their counter-strike cause. I say yes. It'll take a while for my legs to fuse properly and to fully adapt, but I'm getting there. Oh, and I'm pretty sure there was some hot sex against a rock between me and the male mermaid. FIN. |
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